I often ask myself, “What’s the best form of humor”? Just as often as I ask this question, I find the answer sitting there, inconspicuous, cleaver and undeniably funny, Irony. The irony with irony is it gets funnier the more you think about it. One good example of this occurred just yesterday in my hometown of Boulder. Eco-conscious citizens run wild in Boulder, but it would appear that Mother Nature doesn’t think they’re doing their...

  New Penny Designs What is small, wastes valuable time everyday, and worthless in small amounts? If you guessed pennies, you’d be right. With most things on this planet costing a dollar or more, these suckers do little more than sit in a jar on the back of a night stand. To make matters worse, the U.S. Mint has plans to make more. The cost? How about 1.4 cents to make 1 cent??? Are they crazy! Our country is in economic turmoil, and...

In this video the great James Lipton reenacts Christian Bale’s outrageous outburst. Maybe if we get lucky, next time Bale goes crazy he can beat his sister while verbally attacking somebody on the...

Last night I failed to write my blog entry for the day. I must point out that I only take partial responsibility for yesterdays entry not getting completed. You see, my Internet connection went down just after making some edits to previous blog entries. If this had happened to me a decade ago, I probably would have picked up a newspaper or magazine and found some topic of interest to write about. But I realized that my dependence on the Internet...

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!  - George Taylor(Charlton Heston), Planet of the Apes 68′ Should we at all be surprised when pets attack? Think about the freedom that is stripped from these animals’ lives. What of the level of dependence these animals have on humans: food, social structure, safety, etc. What would you do if you were stuck in a Planet of the Apes situation? Could you survive? Not that I think...

“I lost my IQ when that guy swabbed my head clean. I watched ‘Titanic’ when I got back home and cried, and I knew that my IQ had been damaged.” – Stephen King This is what Stephen King said in response to being hit by a car while walking on the shoulder of Route 5 in Maine. I find myself feeling the same way about my own mental response to my father’s death. My father passed away suddenly just four years ago while...